tempus fugit

Back to Part One

( Something snarls and grabs America's hair and yanks him closer for their lips to crash together, upside-down and violent. )

SO MUCH PORN GUYS. SO MUCH PORN.

EPIC KINKPORN GO.

Also, I find it hilarious that the porn outtakes are longer than the fic itself was.

Title: The International Awesome Pirate Weekend: Director's Cut
Authors: Mithrigil and Puella Nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, England, Japan. Threesome and then two.
Words: a lot
Rating: Not Safe For Work. Or C-Span.

Summary: Remember The International Awesome Pirate Weekend? Well, this is "how England got Japan's fundoshi" and "what America meant by he fucked me within an inch of my life".


( Ascertain that his wrists are crossed beneath the ropes. )

On to Part Two

so much porn omg

What's this? A ficpost from a Puel? Why yes. Yes it is.

I have missed writing, I really have.

Title: Cannonfire and Half-Mast Flags
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: Russia/China, Lithuania
Rating: PG-13, for allusions to sexuality and possibly disturbing imagery
Wordcount: ~4300
Timestamp: March 8-9, 1953
Summary: “There are so many of them.” Russia’s voice swells, shakes. “So many have come to me.” Russia's boss is dead, hundreds are crushed to death at his funeral, and China is tired of being smothered.

( Russia's boss is dead, and Russia's bed is cold. )

Hopefully I will not wait another month to post fic. I don't think I will. Ideas, I has them.

I feel like I should slap a Silver Age disclaimer on this story. "NOT an imaginary story! NOT a dream! The characters are NOT robots or clones of themselves from another dimension!"

...the Silver Age was weird, you guys. What can I say. Also there were lots of stories where Lois and Clark got married, except it didn't count because it was a dream/they were robots/they were clones/etc.

But this is not the case here.

To which I say: FUCKING FINALLY.

Title: Self-Evident, part one
Authors: mithrigil and puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: England/America
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~7300
Timestamp: January 21, 2013
Summary: FUCKING FINALLY.
Alternate Summary: America and England finally resolve some of that epic two-hundred-years-plus-in-the-making UST.

( Hey, England’s not yelling at him to keep his feet on the floor. He guesses that counts as progress, too. )


mithrigil will be posting Part Two either tomorrow or Thursday.

Title: This Kind of Knowledge
Authors: mithrigil and puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America and Canada
Rating: PG-13, for -- well, read the summary.
Wordcount: 3750
Summary: Young America and Canada team up to steal a text on Tantric sexual techniques from England's study. Hijinks ensue.

( He's going to cane you. )


No, Mith and I do not have an excuse for this one. *cough*

You know, maybe I need a break from the fucked-up fic.

*looks at stuff in queue*

...or not. At least this one isn't 4000 words long? Maybe I am kind of learning how to be concise again, sort of?

There is funny lurking around in my head somewhere. I mean it.

Title: Never Enough Blessings
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: England/China
Rating: PG-13/R, for horror (and drug use).
Words: ~1200
Timestamp: August 27, 1842 -- the end of the First Opium War.
Summary: Progress, China. It's all a matter of progress.

( It is poison, and I will have nothing to do with it. )

Title: There Are No Ghosts Here
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: America/England (or America-->England, technically), Canada, guest appearances by Samuel Adams and General Arthur St. Clair
Rating: R, for what growing nations dream about
Words: ~4370
Timestamp: December 17, 1773, in Boston; July 5-8, 1777, in New York
Summary: I don't want him to forgive me. I never wanted that. The shape of what America wants, before the revolution and after it, and whether or not it changes.

( Look at you, America, you've grown so since we first met. )

This is the first half (or two-thirds) of my Written in the Stars intro for Suzaku, and this is the part that stands absolutely fine on its own.

Also, I've wanted to write this fic forever, or a version of it. Well, I've wanted to write it since R2 started, at any rate.

/Suzaku fan since episode one, yo.

Title: Seven
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Code Geass
Characters: Suzaku; Emperor Charles, Anya, Gino
Rating: PG-13 (brawling, Britannian racism, some language; also, spoilers through R2 episode 2)
Words: ~4500
Summary: He isn’t sure what he expected, but it wasn’t this. But he never gets what he expects, does he?

( Lelouch—Zero—says nothing. That’s fine. Suzaku has nothing to say to him. )

So I got hijacked with the mental image of Lithuania going to confession.

And then I wrote this.

I blame my Catholic upbringing.

A lot.

Title: Apostle's Creed
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: Lithuania, mentions of Russia
Rating: PG-13, for offscreen Russia and life under the Iron Curtain
Words: ~3100
Timestamp: September 5, 1951 -- the beginning of the end for the armed Lithuanian resistance to Soviet rule.
Summary: God still speaks, Lietuva. Churches were once places of sanctuary, and Lithuania seeks shelter in a confessional as he flees the NKVD.

( I haven't spoken to America or England or France since the war. )

I have been waiting to write this fic for forever. FOREVER, I tell you.

...okay, more like a month. Still.

(why yes I did read Ender's Game and why yes it was formative, why do you ask?)

Title: The Enemy's Gate is Down
Author: puella_nerdii (with mithrigilian assist)
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, Russia, England
Rating: PG-13, for language, thematic implications, and Russia having no concept of personal space.
Words: ~3800
Timestamp: July 27, 1945, during the Potsdam Conference.
Summary: "You're going to change everything, America." "Yeah, but isn't that what I always do?"

( The only one grasping here is you. )

The first of a few full-length(ish) holiday fics, for those especially dear to me. After that, Yulestravaganza stuff (and the rest of the Object of Desire ficbits AHAHA REMEMBER THOSE), and then Yuletide reposting, and then new stuff. Woo!

Will also do a Year in Review post later, I think.

Brief context for this:
a) mithrigil is awesome.
b) Everything is lucent_world's fault.
c) Heat from Digital Devil Saga and Subaru Sumeragi from Tokyo Babylon and X/1999 are crossover OTP.
d) Wayward Dawn is why. That and various other fics. Including the sequel to this one.
e) I expect mmmmmaybe two people to read this, but it's a present, dammit.

Therefore.
Chinese Takeout. Digital Devil Saga/X; Heat O'Brian/Subaru. PG-13 (for language more than anything); ~3000 words. Spoilers for DDS2 and, indirectly, for X.
First, do no harm...

( You don't name your cadavers, do you? )

I love you, honey. May the next year be happier, for both of us. *kiss*

Yeah, so, um. This is not Wednesday. In my defense, I had finals?

...and this ended up getting longer than I thought it would?

...a lot longer?

Hopefully it doesn't suck. I don't know. In some ways I think this is kind of my love letter to intertextuality. Though in less SRS BIZNESS, it also features America getting stoned with Delirium during Woodstock. So.

Title: Sub Specie Aeternitatis, part two
Author: puella_nerdii, though credit/blame is, as always, due to mithrigil.
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia, crossed with the Sandman (though knowledge of either canon should suffice. Or neither canon; anthropomorphic personifications have a way of making themselves understood.)
Characters: America and, in this half, Despair and Delirium, with guest appearances by Lithuania and England and mentions of Death.
Rating: PG-13 for language, a few macabre images, and drug use. (Did I mention that one of the sections takes place during Woodstock?)
Words: 4480 without footnotes.
Summary: Even countries are bound by the forces that embody this world.

( Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Well, he's got them now. )

...and now for Yuletide!
Which I totally have not been neglecting!
Really!
ahahaha I'm fucked, aren't I.

It is kind of my goal in life to cross over everything ever with the Sandman. Therefore, this.

Let me not to the marriage of true anthropomorphic personifications admit impediment, after all.

Title: Sub Specie Aeternitatis, part one
Author: puella_nerdii, though credit/blame is, as always, due to mithrigil.
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia, crossed with the Sandman (though knowledge of either canon should suffice. Or neither canon; anthropomorphic personifications have a way of making themselves understood.)
Characters: America and, in this half, Destiny, Dream, Desire, and Destruction.
Rating: R, for sexuality and intimations of violence, and you can guess whose faults those are.
Words: 4100 without footnotes.
Summary: Even countries are bound by the forces that embody this world.

( It is not in your nature to know where you are going. )

Part Two will be posted either tomorrow or Wednesday, depending on how I want to space things out.

...so you know how I said I would never ever ever write countryporn?

*sobs*

DAMMIT lindensphinx WHY DID YOU MENTION RUSSIA AND DUBCON IN THE SAME SENTENCE?

*more sobbing*

why is it this natural to write Russia. why.

Also I think this goes without saying but guys this is not how you treat a trauma victim and Russia is a creepy bastard and I'm just trying to understand the way his head works, I'm not condoning his actions.

I HAVE NO DIGNITY LEFT. AT ALL.

Title: The Wind, the Sun, and the Eagle
Author: puella_nerdii, with assist from Mith
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: China/Russia
Rating: Hard R, for coercion, implied offscreen assault, and Russia.
Words: 2800 with footnotes
Summary: August, 1945. Russia invades Manchuria. And those who have proven themselves unworthy…well, he will not have such children. China would do well to remember this. He believes he will bring it up when they meet.

( The Wind, the Sun, and the Eagle )

Now I will do the things I am supposed to do.
Really.
WHY IS HETALIA EATING MY LIIIIIFE.

So this is the first part of a joint effort between me and mithrigil -- I wrote the first half, she wrote the second, and we both strongly influenced each other's half, because that is what we do.

(We definitely picked the right sides, though. Writing America is like writing a lobotomized Zack Fair. Or a more Stephen Colbert-ish version of Stephen Colbert.)

Title: Anthem, part one
Authors: Puel and Mith, or Mith and Puel (name order doesn't matter, Gundam Wing fandom)
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, France
Rating: Light R, for F-bombs and France being France
Words: 6600 combined -- this installment, 3800.
Summary: May, 1787. France helps America write the Constitution. Hijinks ensue.

( And then Burr whipped out his pistol and I just sort of ran. )

On to Part Two

I debated whether or not to post this one to kinkfest, and ultimately decided against it, because this fic isn't really what the prompter asked for. Not so much songs defining Minato's life here as -- well, Minato's own fragmented sense of self defining his life.

He is such a creepy little fucker. CREEPY LITTLE FUCKER. But I like writing him.

Fugue. Persona 3, Minato and assorted others. PG-13 for some whacked-out imagery and Minato being wrong in the head, ~2600 words. No significant spoilers.
He remembers things by association, primarily.

( Fugue )

And now to tackle...um. Everything else on my to-do list.
...at least I have a lot of time backstage to work on all that stuff?

Yeah. Fricken' finally.

I ended up having to split this in two, because Subaru-and-Hisoka POV would have made this chapter far too long.

I -- I fail at writing. orz. And at self-imposed deadlines. So I will not make any promises when Chapter Five's coming out, except to say that it will, really. I'm looking at seven chapters total now, not counting the two outtakes I plan on writing. The whole thing should be about ... 35k, I think. Longest thing I've written in ages.

So I can apparently write plots that sustain themselves for longer than 5000 words or so. Yay.

memento mori. X/Yami no Matsuei crossover, Subaru, Tsuzuki, and Hisoka. PG-13 for this chapter, R for later ones. ~5000 words in this chapter, 19420 in the story thus far. Significant spoilers for the Kyoto arc of Yami no Matsuei and for post-Volume 18 of X.
On the eve of Shoro Nagashi, the second division of Enmacho dispatches its shinigami to halt a series of mysterious supernatural deaths; miles away, the Japanese government sends the newest Sakurazukamori to do the same. Three men, two investigations, one killer - how all are alike and unlike.
chapter one x chapter two x chapter three
chapter four: Subaru learns what he's become, and draws the wrath of the dead.


( memento mori, Chapter Four )


( Author's Notes )

I plan on reposting everything from the Object of Desire drabbles eventually, but -- well, one of them exploded into a full-length fic and I might as well repost it to prove to myself that yes, I am actually writing even if Microsoft Word hopelessly corrupted the x2009 fic I've been working on and I lost at least 2000 words and I kind of want Fuuma to shove glass through Microsoft's collective testes....

See, Mith asked for Subaru and plastic wrap. Mith also wrote Setting the Table, where Subaru and Seishirou have a surprisingly responsible and highly ironic conversation about BDSM, and this follow-up to it that explores what would have happened if Subaru had said yes at the end of Setting the Table. This is a continuation of that follow-up.

...it's also totally AU because had the two of them ever articulated their desires in canon, then canon as we know it would not exist.

Clearing the Table. Tokyo Babylon, Seishirou/Subaru. ~1200 words, hard R for -- well, technically Subaru's underage if you go by prefectural law -- elements of BDSM, and inappropriate use of kitchen supplies. No spoilers, though knowing who Seishirou actually is probably adds more to the fic.
"Subaru-kun, do you want to touch me?"

( Clearing the Table )

And now I should probably get my ass over to the gym. Even if I don't waaaaaaant toooo.

Background: BLAME MITH.

Well, sort of.

You see, I have been watching Code Geass, which recently concluded. And don't get me wrong, I really adore Lelouch. But Kururugi Suzaku jumps up and down on all my buttons so hard that I think he broke some of them. Thus, this fic.

...I don't know if I'm going to crosspost this anywhere; Geass fandom kind of scares me. A lot. But I also like reviews. Hmm.

With Himself At War. Code Geass, Suzaku/Kallen (...technically), Lloyd. ~4000 words, R for Suzaku getting off on Kallen kicking the living hell out of him violence and coercion. Spoilers for Code Geass R2 through Episode 16.
“Why?” she interrupts him. “Because it’s wrong, or because you think it’s what he would have done?”

( With Himself At War )

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO ETERNITY: CRUSADE, Y'ALL.

HI. I FAIL.

*sigh* Life has been crazy lately, what can I say? I feel horrible about promising things and then utterly not delivering, but. um. Thank you for your patience with me, seriously.

memento mori. X/Yami no Matsuei crossover, Subaru, Tsuzuki, and Hisoka. PG-13 for this chapter, R for later ones. 4947 words in this chapter, 14428 in the story thus far. Significant spoilers for the Kyoto arc of Yami no Matsuei and for post-Volume 18 of X.
On the eve of Shoro Nagashi, the second division of Enmacho dispatches its shinigami to halt a series of mysterious supernatural deaths; miles away, the Japanese government sends the newest Sakurazukamori to do the same. Three men, two investigations, one killer - how all are alike and unlike.
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three: Subaru violates the privacy of the dead, and Hisoka's a better detective than he realizes.

( memento mori, Chapter 3 )

( Author's Notes )