tempus fugit

Back to Part One

( Something snarls and grabs America's hair and yanks him closer for their lips to crash together, upside-down and violent. )

SO MUCH PORN GUYS. SO MUCH PORN.

EPIC KINKPORN GO.

Also, I find it hilarious that the porn outtakes are longer than the fic itself was.

Title: The International Awesome Pirate Weekend: Director's Cut
Authors: Mithrigil and Puella Nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, England, Japan. Threesome and then two.
Words: a lot
Rating: Not Safe For Work. Or C-Span.

Summary: Remember The International Awesome Pirate Weekend? Well, this is "how England got Japan's fundoshi" and "what America meant by he fucked me within an inch of my life".


( Ascertain that his wrists are crossed beneath the ropes. )

On to Part Two

so much porn omg

I'm in a deliriously good mood today, and I want to do something fun. And sexy.

Give me a character or pairing, an evocative word (or a kink), and I give you up to three sentences of porn. (Really. Three sentences max. I'm holding myself to that.) Preferred fandoms now are Baccano!, Battlestar Galactica, DDS, Doctor Who, FFIV/VI/VII/XII, Firefly, Persona 3, and Tokyo Babylon/X, though you can field other ones at me, since it's only a sentence.

Go!