tempus fugit

Back to Part One

( Something snarls and grabs America's hair and yanks him closer for their lips to crash together, upside-down and violent. )

SO MUCH PORN GUYS. SO MUCH PORN.

EPIC KINKPORN GO.

Also, I find it hilarious that the porn outtakes are longer than the fic itself was.

Title: The International Awesome Pirate Weekend: Director's Cut
Authors: Mithrigil and Puella Nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, England, Japan. Threesome and then two.
Words: a lot
Rating: Not Safe For Work. Or C-Span.

Summary: Remember The International Awesome Pirate Weekend? Well, this is "how England got Japan's fundoshi" and "what America meant by he fucked me within an inch of my life".


( Ascertain that his wrists are crossed beneath the ropes. )

On to Part Two

so much porn omg

I feel like I should slap a Silver Age disclaimer on this story. "NOT an imaginary story! NOT a dream! The characters are NOT robots or clones of themselves from another dimension!"

...the Silver Age was weird, you guys. What can I say. Also there were lots of stories where Lois and Clark got married, except it didn't count because it was a dream/they were robots/they were clones/etc.

But this is not the case here.

To which I say: FUCKING FINALLY.

Title: Self-Evident, part one
Authors: mithrigil and puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: England/America
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~7300
Timestamp: January 21, 2013
Summary: FUCKING FINALLY.
Alternate Summary: America and England finally resolve some of that epic two-hundred-years-plus-in-the-making UST.

( Hey, England’s not yelling at him to keep his feet on the floor. He guesses that counts as progress, too. )


mithrigil will be posting Part Two either tomorrow or Thursday.

You know, maybe I need a break from the fucked-up fic.

*looks at stuff in queue*

...or not. At least this one isn't 4000 words long? Maybe I am kind of learning how to be concise again, sort of?

There is funny lurking around in my head somewhere. I mean it.

Title: Never Enough Blessings
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: England/China
Rating: PG-13/R, for horror (and drug use).
Words: ~1200
Timestamp: August 27, 1842 -- the end of the First Opium War.
Summary: Progress, China. It's all a matter of progress.

( It is poison, and I will have nothing to do with it. )

Title: There Are No Ghosts Here
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: America/England (or America-->England, technically), Canada, guest appearances by Samuel Adams and General Arthur St. Clair
Rating: R, for what growing nations dream about
Words: ~4370
Timestamp: December 17, 1773, in Boston; July 5-8, 1777, in New York
Summary: I don't want him to forgive me. I never wanted that. The shape of what America wants, before the revolution and after it, and whether or not it changes.

( Look at you, America, you've grown so since we first met. )

The first of a few full-length(ish) holiday fics, for those especially dear to me. After that, Yulestravaganza stuff (and the rest of the Object of Desire ficbits AHAHA REMEMBER THOSE), and then Yuletide reposting, and then new stuff. Woo!

Will also do a Year in Review post later, I think.

Brief context for this:
a) mithrigil is awesome.
b) Everything is lucent_world's fault.
c) Heat from Digital Devil Saga and Subaru Sumeragi from Tokyo Babylon and X/1999 are crossover OTP.
d) Wayward Dawn is why. That and various other fics. Including the sequel to this one.
e) I expect mmmmmaybe two people to read this, but it's a present, dammit.

Therefore.
Chinese Takeout. Digital Devil Saga/X; Heat O'Brian/Subaru. PG-13 (for language more than anything); ~3000 words. Spoilers for DDS2 and, indirectly, for X.
First, do no harm...

( You don't name your cadavers, do you? )

I love you, honey. May the next year be happier, for both of us. *kiss*

...so you know how I said I would never ever ever write countryporn?

*sobs*

DAMMIT lindensphinx WHY DID YOU MENTION RUSSIA AND DUBCON IN THE SAME SENTENCE?

*more sobbing*

why is it this natural to write Russia. why.

Also I think this goes without saying but guys this is not how you treat a trauma victim and Russia is a creepy bastard and I'm just trying to understand the way his head works, I'm not condoning his actions.

I HAVE NO DIGNITY LEFT. AT ALL.

Title: The Wind, the Sun, and the Eagle
Author: puella_nerdii, with assist from Mith
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: China/Russia
Rating: Hard R, for coercion, implied offscreen assault, and Russia.
Words: 2800 with footnotes
Summary: August, 1945. Russia invades Manchuria. And those who have proven themselves unworthy…well, he will not have such children. China would do well to remember this. He believes he will bring it up when they meet.

( The Wind, the Sun, and the Eagle )

Now I will do the things I am supposed to do.
Really.
WHY IS HETALIA EATING MY LIIIIIFE.

I plan on reposting everything from the Object of Desire drabbles eventually, but -- well, one of them exploded into a full-length fic and I might as well repost it to prove to myself that yes, I am actually writing even if Microsoft Word hopelessly corrupted the x2009 fic I've been working on and I lost at least 2000 words and I kind of want Fuuma to shove glass through Microsoft's collective testes....

See, Mith asked for Subaru and plastic wrap. Mith also wrote Setting the Table, where Subaru and Seishirou have a surprisingly responsible and highly ironic conversation about BDSM, and this follow-up to it that explores what would have happened if Subaru had said yes at the end of Setting the Table. This is a continuation of that follow-up.

...it's also totally AU because had the two of them ever articulated their desires in canon, then canon as we know it would not exist.

Clearing the Table. Tokyo Babylon, Seishirou/Subaru. ~1200 words, hard R for -- well, technically Subaru's underage if you go by prefectural law -- elements of BDSM, and inappropriate use of kitchen supplies. No spoilers, though knowing who Seishirou actually is probably adds more to the fic.
"Subaru-kun, do you want to touch me?"

( Clearing the Table )

And now I should probably get my ass over to the gym. Even if I don't waaaaaaant toooo.

I didn't intend to work on this until later -- I still have Family-Style Ficbits to do, and memento mori -- but work was beyond sucky today, and I needed this to cheer me up. A good part of the blame for this is, as always, Mith's.

I might not have computer access from now until the seventh, as I'm going to a resort in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania with my dad and my sisters. Hopefully I'll at least have cell phone access, and will be able to get a good amount of writing in.

Scenes from a Sumeragi's Sexual Awakening. Tokyo Babylon, Seishirou/Subaru, Hokuto. 2650 words, R. Spoiler-free, warnings for frank discussion of sexuality, innuendo like whoa, teenage fantasies, and wakashudo.
Subaru Sumeragi tries not to think about sex much. What happens when he's forced to?

( Scenes from a Sumeragi's Sexual Awakening )

This piece is subtitled "Fuck You Creative Writing Seminar," as I think I've broken pretty much all of the unofficial rules for that class here. So I don't want to write mainstream fiction. So take it up with the Corinthian and Vino.

Title: But Then I Shall Know Even As Also I Am Known
Author: puella_nerdii
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence. I am not kidding here.
Wordcount: ~3100
Prompt: Crossover: Baccano!/Sandman - Vino/the Corinthian - violence - the American Dream
A/N: late. ack.

( But Then I Shall Know Even As Also I Am Known )

...also, I wrote POV for a freaking Gaiman character guys oh my god oh my god.

ROLAND. IF YOU EVER DO THIS AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU.

Well, no, I won't, but I didn't expect this thing to get so -- um, devouring. And it doesn't even have sex in it.

I think I like it, though. I really do.

Also, I wrote something that isn't fuck-all depressing, for once. In this fandom, no less! Yay!

Title: Etymology
Author: puella_nerdii
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, implied sexual content
Wordcount: 7,000
Summary: Everything changes, except the things that don't. What Roland remembers, and what he's learning now.
Prompt: Roland/Argilla - education - the pursuit of memory
A/N: So late. D: And apologies for deviations from the prompt. This, um, kind of went its own way. Roland's last name was mithrigil's idea first.

( Etymology )

For Kinkfest. I'm keeping most of my claims there short this time. REALLY. Also, Light is a prick, but that's not news.

Title: Implication
Author: puella_nerdii
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 400
Warning: Spoilers through ch. 38 or so.
Prompt: July 3: Death Note - L/Light - talking during sex - all the way up to the edge where logic starts to fade Apologies for lateness.

( "I think we're going about this the wrong way." )

This one frustrated me for a while, because it wasn't working. Then I put Zarek in it, and it did.

The prompt was "Baltar and Gaeta: They fight crime!" And I made it serious. um. Er. Yeah.

Military Time, Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta. ~4000 words, PG-13 for language and mild sexual content. Spoilers through Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II.
This is Felix's life. He's getting good at it.

( Military Time )

What I should be doing: Baltar/Gaeta for 0tp, Roland/Aigis for 0tp, maybe Ladd/Lua for 0tp, kinkfest stuff in general (reminder to self: it is perfectly okay if the kinkfest fics are under 2000 words), memento mori, the Bandverse thing with the twins going on their first hunt.

What I end up doing: This.

Um. I blame Mith? That one usually seems to work.

Splinter. Kamui-->Subaru(/Seishirou), 2565 words. R for the violence, PG-13 for the sexual content. Spoilers through volume 12, warning for gore, CLAMP-style imagery, and me taking a fluffy premise out back and shooting it, because Subaru and Kamui never get nice things. EVER.
He's sick of people telling him what he does and doesn't want.
(Irreverent summary: Kamui wants to hit on the cute older gay guy, but the cute older gay guy is possibly the only person on the planet who's more screwed up in the head than Kamui is. Also, the cute older gay guy's boyfriend is kind of a sociopathic stalker.)

( Splinter )

Now let's see if I can get Gaeta to establish a civilian police force. Or get Gaeta in Baltar's pants. You know. Either or.

The second porn_battle repost. It, um, kind of got out of control. But I am damned proud of it.

This fic is a companion piece to mithrigil’s brilliant Aneurysm, specifically the epilogue, and should be read in context of that. The ‘verse is hers (and CLAMP and Atlus’s), I just play in it.

Right But Not Correct. DDS/X crossover, (Heat) O'Brian/Subaru. 2500 words, NC-17. SPOILERS FOR DDS2.
Where is the wise man? Where is the scholar? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world?

( Right But Not Correct )

Now to get back to everyone on the meme. ehe.

So I shuffled things around a little here and took a page from laylah's and cadence's books regarding my tag organization.

Here's the first porn_battle repost. I didn't intend to write Yami no Matsuei, but what with the crossover eating my life and what with the fact that the prompter asked for BDSM with Hisoka on top -- yeah.

Fade. Yami no Matsuei, Tsuzuki/Hisoka. 500 words, hard R. Prompt was, as stated before, BDSM with Hisoka on top, which gives you some idea of what to expect. (Though it is surprisingly functional, given my usual fare and proclivities?)

oh god I hope I do not fail at writing for this fandom oh god oh god

( Fade )

So I didn't intend to write this, but -- well, Mith pointed out that she'd never seen a fic where Subaru sucked cock, I decided I'd do my best to make it work, and I wrote a decent chunk of this during my sister's high school graduation, which makes me a bad person.

I have also concluded that it is far easier for me to write fucked-up porn than normal porn.

and on the surface that's true. TB/X, Seishirou/Subaru. 2200 words, NC-17 (blood, blowjobs, D/s).
No. It isn't what it looks like. Not quite.

( and on the surface that's true )

So, uh, this exploded.

This was initially one of the Endless ficbits, but then it decided it didn't want to be a ficbit. So it isn't.

pand [emonium]/[ora]. Tokyo Bablyon/Sandman crossover, Seishirou/Subaru, Hokuto, Delirium, Barnabas. 3616 words, PG. No real spoilers for either canon.
What's happening now is what's supposed to.

( pand [emonium]/[ora] )

See this post. Sadly, the sendspace links don't work any more, but if you want me to upload any of these songs, I totally can.

9x100 words, surprisingly worksafe.

For dragovianknight: The Pogues - The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn
( So you walked back in through a bolted door and did it all again )

For sister_coyote: Flogging Molly - Black Friday Rule, Heat
( This mess in my head is a mess getting out )

For lindenleaves: The White Stripes - The Denial Twist, River
( Grab hold of the soul where the memory lingers and )

For cleflink: Emilie Autumn - Opheliac, Akihiko/Shinjiro
( You know the lies I tell when you’ve gone through hell and I say I can’t stay )

For jlsigman: Nine Inch Nails - In This Twilight (Stripped), Celes/Locke
( And the longing that you feel )

For lanciform: Carbonleaf - The Boxer, Bill Adama
( Their eyesight...blurry view )

For lassarina: Placebo - Every You Every Me, Balthier/Ashe
( It's only comfort, calling late )

For mithrigil: The Dresden Dolls - Missed Me, Hokuto
( if you trick me mister I will make you suffer )

For laylah: Blind Guardian - Carry the Blessed Home, Maiza
( I will bury my dead and keep on )

Yes, I am late with these. Not that being late with things is unusual for me.

This is the director's cut/extended edition/whatever version of the ficlet I wrote for porn_battle; it's about twice as long as that one was.

Hands in the Dark. X, Seishirou/Subaru. 1460 words, hard R bordering on NC-17. Warnings for violence, asphyxiation, and Seishirou in general.

Do you remember what the absence of suffering feels like? Or is this what you tell yourself you want?

( Hands in the Dark )