tempus fugit

What's this? A ficpost from a Puel? Why yes. Yes it is.

I have missed writing, I really have.

Title: Cannonfire and Half-Mast Flags
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: Russia/China, Lithuania
Rating: PG-13, for allusions to sexuality and possibly disturbing imagery
Wordcount: ~4300
Timestamp: March 8-9, 1953
Summary: “There are so many of them.” Russia’s voice swells, shakes. “So many have come to me.” Russia's boss is dead, hundreds are crushed to death at his funeral, and China is tired of being smothered.

( Russia's boss is dead, and Russia's bed is cold. )

Hopefully I will not wait another month to post fic. I don't think I will. Ideas, I has them.

You know, maybe I need a break from the fucked-up fic.

*looks at stuff in queue*

...or not. At least this one isn't 4000 words long? Maybe I am kind of learning how to be concise again, sort of?

There is funny lurking around in my head somewhere. I mean it.

Title: Never Enough Blessings
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: England/China
Rating: PG-13/R, for horror (and drug use).
Words: ~1200
Timestamp: August 27, 1842 -- the end of the First Opium War.
Summary: Progress, China. It's all a matter of progress.

( It is poison, and I will have nothing to do with it. )

...so you know how I said I would never ever ever write countryporn?

*sobs*

DAMMIT lindensphinx WHY DID YOU MENTION RUSSIA AND DUBCON IN THE SAME SENTENCE?

*more sobbing*

why is it this natural to write Russia. why.

Also I think this goes without saying but guys this is not how you treat a trauma victim and Russia is a creepy bastard and I'm just trying to understand the way his head works, I'm not condoning his actions.

I HAVE NO DIGNITY LEFT. AT ALL.

Title: The Wind, the Sun, and the Eagle
Author: puella_nerdii, with assist from Mith
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: China/Russia
Rating: Hard R, for coercion, implied offscreen assault, and Russia.
Words: 2800 with footnotes
Summary: August, 1945. Russia invades Manchuria. And those who have proven themselves unworthy…well, he will not have such children. China would do well to remember this. He believes he will bring it up when they meet.

( The Wind, the Sun, and the Eagle )

Now I will do the things I am supposed to do.
Really.
WHY IS HETALIA EATING MY LIIIIIFE.