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( Something snarls and grabs America's hair and yanks him closer for their lips to crash together, upside-down and violent. )

SO MUCH PORN GUYS. SO MUCH PORN.

EPIC KINKPORN GO.

Also, I find it hilarious that the porn outtakes are longer than the fic itself was.

Title: The International Awesome Pirate Weekend: Director's Cut
Authors: Mithrigil and Puella Nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, England, Japan. Threesome and then two.
Words: a lot
Rating: Not Safe For Work. Or C-Span.

Summary: Remember The International Awesome Pirate Weekend? Well, this is "how England got Japan's fundoshi" and "what America meant by he fucked me within an inch of my life".


( Ascertain that his wrists are crossed beneath the ropes. )

On to Part Two

so much porn omg

I feel like I should slap a Silver Age disclaimer on this story. "NOT an imaginary story! NOT a dream! The characters are NOT robots or clones of themselves from another dimension!"

...the Silver Age was weird, you guys. What can I say. Also there were lots of stories where Lois and Clark got married, except it didn't count because it was a dream/they were robots/they were clones/etc.

But this is not the case here.

To which I say: FUCKING FINALLY.

Title: Self-Evident, part one
Authors: mithrigil and puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: England/America
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~7300
Timestamp: January 21, 2013
Summary: FUCKING FINALLY.
Alternate Summary: America and England finally resolve some of that epic two-hundred-years-plus-in-the-making UST.

( Hey, England’s not yelling at him to keep his feet on the floor. He guesses that counts as progress, too. )


mithrigil will be posting Part Two either tomorrow or Thursday.

Title: This Kind of Knowledge
Authors: mithrigil and puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America and Canada
Rating: PG-13, for -- well, read the summary.
Wordcount: 3750
Summary: Young America and Canada team up to steal a text on Tantric sexual techniques from England's study. Hijinks ensue.

( He's going to cane you. )


No, Mith and I do not have an excuse for this one. *cough*

Title: There Are No Ghosts Here
Author: puella_nerdii
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters/Pairing: America/England (or America-->England, technically), Canada, guest appearances by Samuel Adams and General Arthur St. Clair
Rating: R, for what growing nations dream about
Words: ~4370
Timestamp: December 17, 1773, in Boston; July 5-8, 1777, in New York
Summary: I don't want him to forgive me. I never wanted that. The shape of what America wants, before the revolution and after it, and whether or not it changes.

( Look at you, America, you've grown so since we first met. )

I have been waiting to write this fic for forever. FOREVER, I tell you.

...okay, more like a month. Still.

(why yes I did read Ender's Game and why yes it was formative, why do you ask?)

Title: The Enemy's Gate is Down
Author: puella_nerdii (with mithrigilian assist)
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, Russia, England
Rating: PG-13, for language, thematic implications, and Russia having no concept of personal space.
Words: ~3800
Timestamp: July 27, 1945, during the Potsdam Conference.
Summary: "You're going to change everything, America." "Yeah, but isn't that what I always do?"

( The only one grasping here is you. )

Yeah, so, um. This is not Wednesday. In my defense, I had finals?

...and this ended up getting longer than I thought it would?

...a lot longer?

Hopefully it doesn't suck. I don't know. In some ways I think this is kind of my love letter to intertextuality. Though in less SRS BIZNESS, it also features America getting stoned with Delirium during Woodstock. So.

Title: Sub Specie Aeternitatis, part two
Author: puella_nerdii, though credit/blame is, as always, due to mithrigil.
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia, crossed with the Sandman (though knowledge of either canon should suffice. Or neither canon; anthropomorphic personifications have a way of making themselves understood.)
Characters: America and, in this half, Despair and Delirium, with guest appearances by Lithuania and England and mentions of Death.
Rating: PG-13 for language, a few macabre images, and drug use. (Did I mention that one of the sections takes place during Woodstock?)
Words: 4480 without footnotes.
Summary: Even countries are bound by the forces that embody this world.

( Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Well, he's got them now. )

...and now for Yuletide!
Which I totally have not been neglecting!
Really!
ahahaha I'm fucked, aren't I.

It is kind of my goal in life to cross over everything ever with the Sandman. Therefore, this.

Let me not to the marriage of true anthropomorphic personifications admit impediment, after all.

Title: Sub Specie Aeternitatis, part one
Author: puella_nerdii, though credit/blame is, as always, due to mithrigil.
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia, crossed with the Sandman (though knowledge of either canon should suffice. Or neither canon; anthropomorphic personifications have a way of making themselves understood.)
Characters: America and, in this half, Destiny, Dream, Desire, and Destruction.
Rating: R, for sexuality and intimations of violence, and you can guess whose faults those are.
Words: 4100 without footnotes.
Summary: Even countries are bound by the forces that embody this world.

( It is not in your nature to know where you are going. )

Part Two will be posted either tomorrow or Wednesday, depending on how I want to space things out.

So this is the first part of a joint effort between me and mithrigil -- I wrote the first half, she wrote the second, and we both strongly influenced each other's half, because that is what we do.

(We definitely picked the right sides, though. Writing America is like writing a lobotomized Zack Fair. Or a more Stephen Colbert-ish version of Stephen Colbert.)

Title: Anthem, part one
Authors: Puel and Mith, or Mith and Puel (name order doesn't matter, Gundam Wing fandom)
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Characters: America, France
Rating: Light R, for F-bombs and France being France
Words: 6600 combined -- this installment, 3800.
Summary: May, 1787. France helps America write the Constitution. Hijinks ensue.

( And then Burr whipped out his pistol and I just sort of ran. )

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